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The Two Key Qualities of a Classic Nic Cage Action Film

Jackie Chan wasn’t even in Jackie Chan adventures Jackie Chan didn’t voice Jackie Chan in Jackie Chan Adventures and only showed up as Live Action Jackie Chan in that one episode. We’ve been had, we’ve been lied to by members of our own government
Drake probably playing GTA right now picking up prostitutes and dropping them off in safer cities.

Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.